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Past Work Experience

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
• I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
• I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas; the company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
• I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With my father’s help and name, I was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments as Governor

• I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
• I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.
• I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
• I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
• I became U.S. President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes with the help of major Enron money and my father’s appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as President

• I attacked and overtook two countries.
• I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
• I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
• I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
• I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
• My record for environmental issues is the least of my concerns.
• I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
• I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
• After taking off the entire month of August, I then presided over the worst security failure in U.S. History.
• I am supporting development of a “Tactical Bunker Buster” nuke, a WMD. I am getting our troops killed,
• under the lie of Sadam’s procurement of YellowCake Nuke WMD components, then blaming the lie on our British friends.
• I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. president.
• In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
• I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
• I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history.
• I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
• I signed more laws and executive orders effectively amending or ignoring the Constitution than any president in history.
• I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
• I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use national reserves as past presidents have done.
• I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families — in war time.
• I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
• I’ve dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
• I’ve made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
• I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.
• My “poorest millionaire,” Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
• I am the first president in U.S. history to have almost all 50 states of the Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.
• I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in history.
• I am the first president in U.S. history to order a preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation,
• and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
• I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
• I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in history.
• I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
• I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.
• I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight
• than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
• I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.
• I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
• I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. “prisoners of war” (detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
• I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
• I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
• My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history.
• My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
• U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
• I have spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
• I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
• made the U.S. the most resented country in the world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World history.
• I am actively working on a policy of “disengagement” creating the most hostile of Israel-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
• I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat
• to world peace and security.
• I am the first U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than by their
• immediate neighbor, North Korea.
• I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
• I set an all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling their
• huge personal investments in corporations bidding for U.S. contracts.
• I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden, dead or alive.
• I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18 months I have no leads and no credible suspects.

In the months following the World Trade Center attack

• I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
• I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any president in U.S. history.
• In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided since the Civil War.
• I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and have turned every single economic category downward— all in less than two years.

Records and References:

• I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine.
• My Texas driving record has been erased and is not available.
• I was AWOL from the National Guard.
• I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
• All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father’s library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
• All records of SEC investigations into insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
• All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice- President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. Send this to every voter you know.